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From Murdoch’s new Wall Street Journal comes this gem sourced purely from anonymous sources, Hurd Deal Inflamed Board. The very first paragraph begins “according to a person familiar with the board’s thinking.” And then it happens over and over. Lets break it down paragraph-by-paragraph:

P1: according to a person familiar with the board’s thinking.

P2: this person said.

people familiar with the matter said.

P3:  said the person familiar with the board’s thinking.

P4: an account given by someone familiar with Mr. Hurd’s thinking. This person stated 

P5: this person said, adding 

P6: The person familiar with the board’s thinking said 

P7: According to the person familiar with the board’s thinking,

P8: A person close to Mr. Hurd said 

P9: a different person familiar with the matter said

P10-13: [none, but paragraph 14 makes up for it]

P14: said a person close to it

this person said.

Someone familiar with Mr. Hurd’s thinking said

P15-16: none

P17: someone familiar with the matter said

a different person says.

P18: people familiar with the matter say

P19-20: none

P21: said a a person familiar with the matter

P21: this person added

P22: said a person familiar with the matter

another person added.

P23: according to a person familiar with the matter

said a person close to the situation

A person close to Mr. Hurd said

P24: none

P25: a person familiar with the situation said

P26: said the person familiar with the board’s thinking.

P27: the person said

P28: none.

P29: this person said

P30: none

And the award goes to…

By BEN WORTHEN And JOANN S. LUBLIN

—Alexandra Berzon, Don Clark and James Oberman contributed to this article.